You have been REJECTED
Today I got to play the part of a call center representative for your local Rejection Hotline. Apparently when you give out random numbers that you make up on the fly, it actually reaches a live person, and sometimes that person is me.
So I’m plugging away at work when I see my phone light up with an unknown “408” number. Well, of COURSE I pick up the phone.
Strange Man: Hi there!
Strange Man: Tina?
Me: No. You have the wrong number.
Strange Man: Really? This isn’t Tina?
Strange Man: Oh. Well, this is Oliver did we happen to meet recently?
Strange Man: Huh. Do you happen to live in the Newark area?
Me: DEFINITELY not. Sorry buddy, you have the wrong number!
Strange Man: Oh. Ok, sorry about that.