Chocolate Covered Revelations
I had a nasty revelation yesterday. PMS exists. When I was growing up and going through that awkward puberty stage, I could never really empathize with other girls who had to stay home from school because of debilitating cramps or blamed their sudden urge to eat 20 pounds of chocolate on their monthly menstrual cycle. I smugly assumed that these girls were just whiny bitches who just wanted an...
You silly bitch →
Next, you’re going to tell me the Earth is flat and also the center of the universe!
What's in a name?
Let’s talk about baby names for a hot minute. I’ve noticed a few trends as of late, including the following: 1) Fruit (Apple) 2) An imaginary super-hero (Pilot Inspektor) 3) Aiden (Damn you, SATC) 4) Crazy spellings that your child will never find in magnet form (Maedylynne) 5) Names that were last at the height of its popularity in the 1800’s (Agnes, Fitzwilliam) 6)...
Yelp: Passive agression at its finest, one review... →
Fuck you, Coop’s.
You Asians all look the same
Me: now i'm trying to remember which one K is...
do you know how long it took me to learn all their names!
i'm like a bad white person
throw me into a group with lots of asians and my mind blanks on their names
(Disclaimer: I am not a self-loathing Asian. Merely a white-washed Asian.)
Screw you, ATT →
Verizon blows your shit out of the water. Always.
Hilarious and sweet. →
Why We Get Along: Reason #5,427
L: I look like a hot mess today. Fyi.
B: Not to worry you should see me
L: Ok. We can be one hot mess of a couple. Sweet.