Nice to know that some make their time in prison worthwhile.
No sympathy →
Hope this serves as a lesson to the thousands of SF cyclists who seem to think they own the road, pay no regard to traffic laws, and never wear helmets!
Seriously Impressive →
That's food? →
My people created the “Dick Stick”. Awesome.
Oh, San Francisco... →
You have been REJECTED
Today I got to play the part of a call center representative for your local Rejection Hotline. Apparently when you give out random numbers that you make up on the fly, it actually reaches a live person, and sometimes that person is me. So I’m plugging away at work when I see my phone light up with an unknown “408” number. Well, of COURSE I pick up the phone. Me: Hello? Strange...
Oh, the irony!! →